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COP.bot

Keeps the party on the right side of legal.

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WHAT IT IS

When the party gets loud enough that the cops would show up, COP.bot beats them to it. Friendly enforcer, knows the local laws, will absolutely tell you to put that down. Inspired by every neighbor who ever called noise control at 11pm.

// WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

FRIENDLY ENFORCEMENT

Polite-but-firm. Saves you from actual cops.

KNOWS LOCAL LAWS

Noise rules, curfews, party permits — all in their head.

PRINTABLE CITATIONS

For the bit. Optional but recommended.

// WHAT IT DOES

  • Polite-but-firm warnings when things escalate
  • Knows local noise/curfew rules by city
  • Optional: actual party citations (printable)
  • Disable any time. We don't recommend it.

// EXAMPLE

COP.bot // 11:48pm

COP.bot:evening. just a heads up — you're 12 minutes from the noise ordinance.

APOLLO:we have done NOTHING wrong

COP.bot:you're playing a song called 'WAKE THE NEIGHBORS' at 91 dB. on a tuesday.

YOU:...fair

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